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A typical day for me is going outside with my crew and go skateboarding the streets. To do it was more o swinging knives and poles at other people trying to protect my self from a little kid who is out to torture and corrupt everyone's lives. He's crazy but he's not crazy to the extent of murdering someone. I mean, I'm crazy, I've gone out and have had duels with my friends with large wooden poles. I'm the one who starts it and I plan on ending it but dang, I don't go around purposely doing it. Only if I am provoked, and this kid was not provoked.

All I did was throw his football in the neighbors yard and knock his cookies out of his hand. All he had to do was blow off the cookies and go get the football. Which he does do but then comes back with the look on his face of, "Today is your last". Now before I get any further, I got to tell you that this kid is only 8, so yeah. I challenged him knowing that this is a little kid and not to strike him but to dodge him and run around. I did that for a while and then ran for my house were he kept banging on the door for me to come out. I got a little mad and starting throwing phone books on for my protection be cause he was armed with a box cutter and cookies. It took a while to make him leave. I got a spray bottle of laundry detergent and told him and his buddies it was poison and started spraying them and they fell like flies.

All of them fled my backyard, but when I took my 5 minute break one of my friends rung the heck out of my door bell until I can back out. That's when the little kid with the box cutter cam out of no where and smacked me in the chin. I chased him all over the block and when I got a hold of him I threw him to the ground and went back to my routine of skateboarding. What a day it was.

I found a bunch of Lemon Quotes that I thought were funny, check em out...

1. When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
2. Life gave me a lemon and I got squirted in the eye.
3. Life gave me a lemon, but I didn't have any sugar for lemonade.
4. Ever wonder why girls are so sweet? They added too much sugar to their lemonade.
5. Ever wonder why boys are so sour? They didn't add enough sugar to their lemonade.
6. If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.
7. If life gives you apples instead of lemons, make apple pie and send me a piece.
8. If life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and eat them!
9. If life gives you two lemons, find someone who you love and give one to them.
10. If life gives you a lemon, find someone else who has one and combine resources so you still have a lemon after all your expenses.