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The other night was kinda funny because me and my friends were waiting for the pizza man to come and we've been waiting for almost an hour. So he finally comes and we all cheer for his arrival. His window was roll down and the first words he says were "They said oh yeah! He's finally here, They had me all over the place tonight guys" Now if you don't know what a stoner sounds like you need to go watch a youtube video or something on stoners because this guy was a trip. Now the whole time he was talking I was repeating what he was saying in a low whisper in my friends ear. He wads all like "Alright lemme find your pizza, I know its back here somewhere" He was pulling pizzas from his back seat and kept mumbling different words. Then he finally finds it, "Oh here it is!" He gives the 2 boxes to one of my friends and give the receipt to the guy who was buying. The he says, "Lemme find a pen for you" That's when he starts putting the pizzas back on the cars he took out, that's when my friend remind him about the coke they ordered which really threw the pizza man off. "Oh oh, yeah I almost forgot about that" He pulls it out of his messy car and hands it to us then was about to hop back in when he remembers about the pen. "Oh I almost forgot that pen, wheres it at, oh here it is! Write on that box because the last time someone wrote on the car there name stayed there forever". Then he starts talking about another box of pizza that didn't get delivered and that if he knew there was going to be that many of us he woulda brought it. He was kinda feeling said because he said it kills him that they throw away un-eaten pizzas at night. He then hopped back in his messy car and drove away into the night, we never saw him again.

I found a bunch of Lemon Quotes that I thought were funny, check em out...

1. When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
2. Life gave me a lemon and I got squirted in the eye.
3. Life gave me a lemon, but I didn't have any sugar for lemonade.
4. Ever wonder why girls are so sweet? They added too much sugar to their lemonade.
5. Ever wonder why boys are so sour? They didn't add enough sugar to their lemonade.
6. If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.
7. If life gives you apples instead of lemons, make apple pie and send me a piece.
8. If life gives you lemons, shut the hell up and eat them!
9. If life gives you two lemons, find someone who you love and give one to them.
10. If life gives you a lemon, find someone else who has one and combine resources so you still have a lemon after all your expenses.

Well if your reading this you must have made it safely to my site without being mauled by the wild monkey who sites there before you, hahaha. I'm going to tell you this, this blog is unique and is going to have all sorts of things that will have you want to read more and stay tuned for what is to come next. There is a lot of things I have to say and have already said most of it and my other blog. This is a fresh new start for me and to get away from the past and start with the future. Get ready for some of the coolest stories that you will hear because I may be the only one you might hear it from. So keep in touch with my blog, who knows what I'll say.